Hi there! This blog features adult content. Im doing my part in asking you to politely return if you are not yet 18 or 21 depending on your state and its laws. I do understand the natural urges you are feeling right now but, seriously go outside! Read a book! Call a friend! On the birthday that makes you legal and carefree, please come back. Until then enjoy your time.
*stretches and cracks knuckles* As for the rest of you. Fall in line. Somedays its dark and sticky around here.
P.S. See the three little lines up there in the Right corner of your screen? Go ahead and click on that.